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You will not believe this.  Probably the most disgusting Gloria Jeans in the world.  I’m sorry to Gloria Jeans, I know Gloria Jeans people.

I can’t belive that all those feathers on the ground are actually bird feathers – I thought there was a pillow fight in the lane – but my host assured me they were from the coastal gulls.

The bird shit extends all over the Toys’R’Us signage next door and which is part of the Bayside Shopping Centre.

I would be pleased to tell them (for a nominal fee of $100,000) that a great way to keep people coming back to your centre and thus to underwrite the investment is to reduce shit all over the entry to 999,999 parts to a million.

Gloria Jeans, Shannon Street Mall, Frankston, Australia

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