Cimbalino Espresso, 16 Napoleon Street, Cotetsloe, Australia
Yes, I’m a tiny table fetishist. Why? Because they’re romantic, beautiful, and scare away smelly people.
Big picnic benches are for leftover pie wrappers, chicken bones and abandoned Masters cartons.
Tiny tables are for espresso, sex, books and music.
So if you – yes, you in local government – want your street to be excitable, sexy, well educated and with rhythm, spend money on expert human resources to hunt down retailers who know the seductive secret of tiny tables.
